Anatomy December 7, 2007

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, said the fat molecule.

Low road December 7, 2007

O ye’ll tak the high road, and I’ll tak the low road, and I’ll be in Scotland afore ye. Because on the low road we do things like put sugar in your petrol tank, and you never suspected a thing, you poor high-road sap.

Love December 7, 2007

Love means never having to say, “You’ll be sorry”.

Relatively speaking December 5, 2007

e = mc².
Ish.

Death December 4, 2007

Never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for some dead guy.

Pen December 4, 2007

The pen is mightier than the S-word.

Equality December 4, 2007

Two legs good, four legs delicious.

Stars December 3, 2007

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

Tired December 3, 2007

A man who is tired of London should get checked for Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Especially if it’s been going on for a while.

Clubs December 3, 2007

I would not wish to join any club that would have me as a member, so why did I apply?